I am the walrus

See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation teashirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday, man
You been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.

Mr. City Policeman
Sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run.
I'm crying
I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

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Ha ha ha!
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob